just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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