During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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