i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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