We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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