I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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