careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Just puked most of my soul out..
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