and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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