I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Randomize