Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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