My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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