It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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