Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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