Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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