how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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