i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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