Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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