no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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