Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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