In the future we'll all be gay
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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