lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
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