I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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