that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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