Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
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