i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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