My first STD was from a foam party
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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