road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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