i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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