and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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