Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
The struggles of a small town man whore
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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