More tranny stories later!
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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