I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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