Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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