i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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