Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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