I am a bulletproof tiger!
Haha. Nice, be careful tonight.
I'm gonna have to get my windshield replaced. Is the keg beat?
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
