i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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