Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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