How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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