so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
