super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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