the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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