woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
areolas are like halos for boobs.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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