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then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Randomize
