my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
It's just like the Real World with babies
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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