He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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