i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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