Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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