What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
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