What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
How external is "for external use only"?
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
These tits shall not be calmed
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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