i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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