It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
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